Enter
Action Square. The pixelated pioneer, the polygonal protagonist, the rectangular rogue, the equal-sided exemplar, the boxlike big cheese, the four-sided foe-conquerer, the equiangular entrepreneur, the quadrilateral Christ figure, the squarish
swashbuckler, the all-sides-are-the-same-length adventurer, the
geometric globetrotter, the parallelogram prima donna, the
vector vanquisher. And he's green
to boot.